also you should listen to the Cryptid Keeper on soundcloud if you haven’t it’s informative and funny and one of my VAs from one of my various projects starred in the latest episode
(Also gunpowder was invented in China so … there could be interesting historical stuff going on with that.)
Ok so what’s the “American” version of defeating a dragon and plunging your fists into its molten heart…
I’m thinking either a giant bald eagle, or a T-Rex
She gets into a shootout with a sentient oil derrick and the ensuing fire tempers her trigger fingers.
Her catchphrase is: *sudden West Texas accent* “It’s oil over now!”
She spends 15 minutes of the first episode explaining the philosophical concept of “y’all’d’ve” to a Dallas petrochemist who recently moved to Beijing.