Hi there! This is just my little corner of the internet.I'm an American musical theatre major and amateur YouTuber and songwriter. I love hedgehogs, black currant tea, talking to people, poetry, and grilled cheese sandwiches. Thanks for coming to my blog, and feel free to shoot me a message if you want to talk.

She/Her pronouns please. Pansexual and not attracted to cookware. It's the food inside it that counts.


Anonymous asked
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material


all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 


I only have eyes for you. After that, I’m out of stock, so I need to order more. Man, everybody wants eyes these days


When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

(Source: sandandglass)

Here’s the thing, I love makeup. It’s fun to play with, and it’s really relaxing and a type of self care for me to apply it. However, learning how to feel good without it, and how to feel comfortable leaving the house without it on, is one of the best things that I have ever done.

I think a lot of people don’t understand that when we talk about these issues—blackface, rape jokes, the appropriation of marginalized cultures, and so on—we are having an ethical conversation, not a legal one. There is no thought police. No one’s coming to your house and carting you off to Insensitivity Prison. But you, as a person living on this planet, get to make a choice whether you want to hurt people or help people. Whether you want to listen or shut people out. I can’t imagine why you’d choose “defensive shithead” over “nice lady capable of empathy,” but okey dokey.

Lindy West (via lavenderlabia)

Fuck yeah Lindy West.